About the Author
At the first cutting light of August, many years ago, the world got the first glimpse of the entity known henceforth as
Leon Yip. It decided to douse the aforesaid with sunshine, sweets, and loads of love.
Legend has it, so convicting were his words, that upon his request, the world agreed to revolve around him, forever, and ever, and ever.
Posted on: Thursday, May 31, 2007
Posted at: 10:42 AM
nice joke paul ooi, i can't link you cause i forgot how to link people, and since its the holidays, i'm not in the mood to learn new things. just in the mood to revise what i already know. which is like. alot of new things. crap.
one day, i'm gonna run to dr.ong's office, knock on the door and moon him so bad..
oh oh! and i found a way to sneak into school after hours! via a small series of going through holes and walking through a small drain. so like, who wants to camp at school for fun cause we can enter without the guard's detection. we only have to avoid the dogs. oh yeah. also, i think very few people in class can get through the drain. everyone is either too buff or too tall or too unbuff. i'm just small enough. oh.
i'm gearing up for the first of a series of 6-8 hour maths tuitions that would drastically pull up my maths grades.a-maths that is. i figured that without studying,since i could get an A2 for emaths, all i need to do is study. oh yeah. roe-man thinks shes so smart.... everytime she sees me me she asks me "so leon, when are we going out?", and in my heart its like -.- "wth!!!!!dude.. married woman...buff husband... we're not going out for so many obvious reasons, one of which being that, you're furikin' 30+ and acting 16, you're buffer than most of us guys, you 'teach' emaths." and i reply her "hey madam, you owe me a meal. how about this. if i repeat this feat in the prelims, you treat me to a meal outside school. sort of a double-or-nothing deal." notice i did not say that i would have to give her anything if i didn't repeat the feat. after prelims, if i do get at least an A again, i'd say.. "hey madam, why not a triple or nothing deal? this time, treat me to 2 lavish meals say at marche." and when she has no choice but to agree,i'll be at marche looking at her saying, "hey madam, since when did any part of the deal mention that i had to dine with you?"
my gosh i hope she doesn't read this.
