About the Author
At the first cutting light of August, many years ago, the world got the first glimpse of the entity known henceforth as
Leon Yip. It decided to douse the aforesaid with sunshine, sweets, and loads of love.
Legend has it, so convicting were his words, that upon his request, the world agreed to revolve around him, forever, and ever, and ever.
Posted on: Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Posted at: 9:47 AM
singapore is such a nice and beautiful island. its so small and cozy and the warmth can be felt from pasir ris to woodlands.
than why, may i ask. did it take 1 hr and 20 minutes for me to get from the east to the southern central of singapore?!? (2040pm-2200pm)
heres my to-do list.or rather, not-to-do list.
1.Do not ever buy stuff and later come home with mom asking me,"isn't that buy-1-get-1-free?".
2.Do not ask dad to buy deodorant for he would give me a lecture on how he didn't like perfume. matter of fact, do not ask dad to buy stuff for me. be next to him and ask if it was convenient to pay for me first, always say i'll pay later.
3.Do not pay dad back for the stuff he got me for the simple reason that he hasn't given me allowance.
4.Do not under any circumstances whatsoever let dad near this blog. (this is easy as he doesn't even know how to on the comp :p)
5.Do not go all the way to btp to do almost nothing and pay 5 dollars for doing almost nothing.
6.Do not bother about what gabriel says.
7.Do not stare at the bald thing in the house barking when the door is opened for 5 minutes, screaming "what the hell happened to my dog!".
8.Do not invite ANYONE to my place until the dog's hair grows back.
9.Do not remove the dog's scarf cause its the only thing that makes it look like a maltese.
10.Do not break the usb ports.
11.Do not break the usb ports AND blame the wireless connection for my woes.
12.Do not put my chinese o-level papers together with the clothes i had just worn to play soccer, for obvious reasons.
13.Do not hack down daniel wong while playing soccer ever again.
14.Do not get caught by a huge group of girls when i'm snooping around the music rooms.
15.Do not shout across the road to nathan asking him to "get his ass here" in front of disapproving parents.
bah. the list goes on and on and on.
i'm NOT going for BoB. i'd be going only as a spectator. you guys know it. i'm not good at what you guys want me to do, and i'll never pretend that i'm good. i've told you so many times, find some one else.if i wanted to take part, i'd want to feel that i'm actually contributing to y'all.i don't want to ever again, walk into the small crammed room sit around listening to how good y'all sound and paying $5 for air-con. ask someone else.
wowee.i think i might do fine for chinese. i did questions 2 and 3. not many people did 3. up till now, i only know of teck seng and me doing question 3. but from what teck seng said, i'm pretty sure he screwed it up. the question asked us to describe a real and lively class lesson. CLASS LESSON! joseph wrote about how he had learnt his lesson from his scar. hmm.. real yes, lively, no. he almost died. good luck joseph. and e-jin, you'll do fine.. with your ability to smog the compo, you'd do fine.
