Posted on: Friday, December 14, 2007
Posted at: 1:54 PM
Leon Yipi reveals all on The Crackpot Mail!
Interview by Valerie Onest.The Crackpot Mail says:Okay Leon, nice to meet you, as you should already know, we have already done an interview with your friend Paul Ooi, courtesy of
The 23rd Drivel On Lilac Management Consortium Agency Public License Company. So here goes, Leon, this, school holidays, up to your expectations?
Leon Yip says:well, actually, as a matter of fact, this holidays have indeed exceeded my expectations.
Leon Yip says:I had low expectations of the holidays in the first place.
TCM says:Ah well. So how have you been spending your time? Found a job to earn yourself some money?
LY says:Haha, its funny you should ask,
LY says:I have been spending my time well,
LY says:basically hanging out with my lovely friends sporadically throughout the holidays.
LY says:It seems too, that these "hanging out" is inversely proportionate to my cash supply.
LY says:The more I "hang out", the less cash I have!
LY says:Yup.
TCM says:Ah that's unfortunate. Well currently we have a job vacancy as the Head Of Department for Crackpot-rendering, do you fancy it?
TCM says:(change the "it" to "the post")
LY says:Well, a job's a job innit? *chuckles*
LY says:but realistically now
LY says:its a tad too late to get a job as come January 2nd, I'd be swarmed with my life in Junior College!
TCM says:Yeah, new school, new life, new friends. Do you think that you'll miss all your friends? I mean, you guys have been together for two whole years. Plus, the rumoured-gay Joshua Tan has been with you for 4 years! Or is it 3?
LY says:4 years. 4 glorious years it has been with that "auntie-killing" heart-throb..
LY says:*sigh*
LY says:oh anyway,
LY says:yeah I'd miss my friends of course.
LY says:pardon my language,
LY says:but i'd miss them like h*ll.
LY says:I'm nothing without their antics and constant retardedness.
TCM says:Hmmm. It's not like you didn't contribute to much of the hullabaloo. Heh. So, a rather inquisitive question here. Your love life... Any interesting developments?
LY says:It is rather inquisitive indeed.
LY says:Oh you tabloids....
LY says:well..
LY says:I would say, no "interesting developements".
LY says:Between the both of us,
TCM says:*Leans closer*
LY says:we all know thats baloney
LY says:hahaha. But thats all I'm caring to reveal for now.
LY says:*sigh*
TCM says:So would it be correct if I say that there IS some attraction towards a certain guy/girl?
LY says:Yes sir. Rather sharp inference there, I must say.
LY says:But it stops there.
LY says:For now.
TCM says:Ah all right we shan't delve further. For all we know Elton John might get together with Michael Jackson. Oops. I just might get sued for this. Pretend you never heard that. Okay so what are your aspirations for life? I mean, you can't be playing computer games or smoking fruity smoke for all your life can you?
LY says:Well, funnily enough, I haven't BEEN playing computer games or smoking fruity smoke at all!
LY says:Aspirations..
LY says:well, I wana be a lawyer, for one.
LY says:I also want to expand my musical horizons, of course, together with my friends and "bandmates"...
LY says:most importantly,
LY says:I just want to be happy. But for that to happen, of course,
LY says:i need money
LY says:and other rockstar whatnot.
LY says:yeah. thats my aspirations. to live like a king, without doing anything.
LY says:how contradictory.
TCM says:Take me as your Queen then *winks*. Anyway,
E Jin , my colleague just dropped a text, saying that he made it into IB. You thoughts?
LY says:Well, its deserved. Kudos to his persistence.
LY says:That E Jin.
LY says:A real character.
LY says:Bound to suceed in almost anything he sets his mind to.
LY says:Congratulations friend.
LY says:Have fun with M..... Tay..
LY says:yupp
TCM says:Did you just happen to say Marcus Tay? The tennis pro?
LY says:I said, M.... Tay, but obviously, it does refer to Marcus Tay, the tennis pro, yes.
TCM says:Well he's having girl troubles I hear
LY says:Oh, I'm not too concerned for him..
LY says:he's so eligible, any girl would be swooning over him...
LY says:all he has to do, is to try..
LY says:but then again,
LY says:who am I to say.
TCM says:Mm hmm. I guess it's all up to him or whoever might be chasing a girl. Now, do you think that my heels are a tad too tall? What is your opinion on short girls?
LY says:Short girls eh?
TCM says:Yep
LY says:I'm not exactly tall myself, mind you.
LY says:But..
TCM says:Sorry
LY says:still taller than I would say, 70% of girls the same age as me?
LY says:Short girls rule Singapore.
LY says:They OWN!
LY says:How subtle, don't you think?
TCM says:Hm. I just came from Paul's place so I think he's rather average, you know, considering that he wants to live outside of Singapore. What about you then? Wanting to be a Singapore resident all your life?
LY says:I think he's rather ABOVE average actually.
LY says:hmmm..
TCM says:Pardon the pun
LY says:ah...
LY says:Singapore..
LY says:Its where my friends and family are.
LY says:I wouldn't mind at all living here all my life,
LY says:however,
LY says:one of my dreams in retirement is to move to Liverpool for a season with a Season pass to Liverpool's matches.
LY says:That'd be swell.
TCM says:You should know that I'm a Burnley fan
LY says:Ah, the ghosts of Liverpool's past catching up with me.
LY says:Well, Djimi Trauoe is out of Liverpool, Good riddance!
TCM says:Well i loved his hair. Or the lack of it. I see your hair's dyed?
LY says:Yeah. Oh darn, you could tell?
LY says:I was hoping that it'd fade off nicely so that I wouldn't have to dye my hair back black for next year.
LY says:Oh well..
TCM says:Ah. The rules are tough. I think your eyes are light enough by the Asian standard to pull it off
LY says:Ooh thank you. I'd take that as a compliment. My eyes aren't exactly black now are they? They are more of a, Hazel-bluish hue.
TCM says:Yeah I'm guessing that's a new colour?
LY says:Well, you could say that..
LY says:It was conjured up by a certain person earlier this year.
TCM says:Okay, next, sticking to The Crackpot Daily's tradition, we have a couple of questions for you. This one's from Lee Diap, who says that he's a cousin of Papa Bouba Diop, and is a UK citizen. He asks, "Have you been involved in any fights recently?"
LY says:Well, Mr. Diap, as a matter of fact, not during the holidays.
LY says:However, earlier this year,
LY says:there was a few incidents inwolwing a teacher..
LY says:I'd spare everybody the details,
LY says:but, I'd like to comment that it had left some things conjoined.
TCM says:*nods*
LY says:yeah.
LY says:how Wee-cious
TCM says:Sure. Now back to the topic fellow females like me, what do you look for in a girl? *smiles cheekily*
LY says:Hmmmm....
LY says:thats a tough one.
LY says:I'm especially attracted to the ones who have initiative.
LY says:Of course, looks are always a factor, not the deciding factor, but a factor nonetheless
LY says:I'd ask a girl out only if she's like ULTRA-OMG-CAN-DIE-HELP-TOO-PRETTIFUL hot...
LY says:but of course,
LY says:what I look for also is just pure innocence, fun, wit, and honesty.
LY says:I'm quite materialsitc eh.
TCM says:So girls, if you meet Leon's criteria, do bother to ring him up. *grins*. All right, Leon, thank you so much for your time. Anyway... *looks away, back again, then bites her bottom lip* ...I know of a great restaurant not far from here, are you free....?
LY says:well, yeah.
LY says:betcha your plan backfired
LY says:haha, actually, I'm about to cook meself some noodles now. But thanks for the offer..
LY says:erm, maybe, next millenium
TCM says:Ah *looks embarrassed* , thanks anyway, hope to see you again soon *walks away with glinting eyes*
LY says:Kay, Bye.
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Awesome.
