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At the first cutting light of August, many years ago, the world got the first glimpse of the entity known henceforth as
Leon Yip. It decided to douse the aforesaid with sunshine, sweets, and loads of love.
Legend has it, so convicting were his words, that upon his request, the world agreed to revolve around him, forever, and ever, and ever.
M-M-M-M-m-m-mmmmmmeatball MEAL
Posted on: Friday, June 09, 2006
Posted at: 8:59 PM
ok.so i like started my day great.but from the moment i stepped outta the house...
firstly, my lesson was.uncommendable.like i got 68/100 for theory?! passed by 2 marks? my gosh. also, a super simple piece was like thrown in front of me? but when i tried it? my mind so so so blanked.
secondly? me and conrad supposed to go to redhill via NEL frm dhoby to outram and the other line from outram to redhill.. when we went to raffles( which we did not have to cause i accidentally took wrong side) we like couldn't find the friking platform for like 5 minutes.
thirdly... when we DID get to redhill.i like got a big big big shock..i was pangsehed by SOMEBODY.. shan't say who. but that SOMEBODY was apparently dying.and laughing at the same time..real real nice of ya..
nevertheless..
me and conrad did manage to get to IKEA to eat those big round pieces of meat taken from several random animals. the one n only , as nick calls them... ikean meatballs. that rocked..
that SOMEBODY really didn't know what was missing. but i'll still bring ya there sometime when ya feel betta though..
after that. i went to the hospital.
my grandfather knew who i was.but just forgot my name.on top of that, my parents was scratching him. it was kinda funny lol.he was like shouting. higher! higher! lower! harder!...thats good. that means he's feeling fine again.
then...the bad luck continued...
as i got outta that hospital.. i waited for the stoopid shuttle bus. untill i fell asleep. it musta been like for 20 minutes i slept?
anyway. when i woke, i decided to walk. i soo wanted to go home. as i was like 50 metres away from the bus queue?the damn damn super-di-dooper-ala-peter-t.-hooper-ly elusive bus queitly zoomed past me.i wanted to kill someone.so, i ran with all my strenght, and caught it.
guess what.
the next stop was my stop, and like the friking journey took 30 seconds.PLUS, and this is a big plus(as you can see from the caps) i had a bad stomachache. i spotted an old clinic nearby. woman was kind enough to let me use it. as i walked down a small dark corridor in the place, i almost died.it was a squatting toilet with like 4 layers of tissue paper proped precariously on the flush.i cringed.i serously did, although what the hell is cringe.you know, with my injury and stuff.. squatting, not advised. after like,that... i went to the bus stop and lo n behold. no busses i know. so i took a cab.shit. spent too much money. at least i'm home now.
